There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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