so explain again why im purple
no
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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