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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people

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(407): View more from Florida

We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.

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(719): View more from Colorado

im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata

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(419): View more from Ohio

its not a party unless mikie exposes himself

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(314): View more from Missouri

I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.

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(916): View more from California

You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?

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(907): View more from Alaska

I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips

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