I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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