i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Do you have feelings for this penis?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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