I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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