he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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