That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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