you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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