Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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