after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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