Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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