Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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