i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
