I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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