For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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