i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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