There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
MIDGETS
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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