DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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