Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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