is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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