I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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