dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He better not be in your backpack
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Randomize
