Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just had sex on a roof
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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