S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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