I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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