ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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