she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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