It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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