The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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