fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
4 words: hood of his car
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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