How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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