Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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