I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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