As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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