maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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