So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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