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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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