do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Randomize
