Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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