i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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