Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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