i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I wish i was in the wii world.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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