My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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