How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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