let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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