Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
