Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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