Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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