is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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