My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
