Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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