Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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