fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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