They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
