You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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