I wanna bring you to show and tell
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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