dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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